Drunklete 

When you get drunk and delete someone from a social media site and months later they discover it and add you back.

"Did he drunklete you and now he's adding you back because he heard you're single now?"

"No, I think I drunkleted him and he's just now noticing"

Drunklete by AnnaKi August 30, 2013

drunkometer

:drunk ä-mə-tər, the inner sense one has, to know when they have had enough to drink.

When I drink beer I know when I've had enough and when to stop. Apparently when I drink Vodka martinis, my drunkometer does not work.

drunkometer by pyra023 December 20, 2010

drunklet 

Petite girl that gets horrendously drunk

Two guys at the club:

"Hey, look at that drunklet dancing in the corner, she would probably be an easy fuck"
"You are right man, she does not even know where she is! Let's go for it!"

drunklet by The Dani November 24, 2013

Dunkletunt 

A fart from the nipples. Commonly experienced by both males and females. It can be used as a form of jet propulsion under water.

Also commonly used as an insult.

A well timed dunkletunt allowed Stewy to pull ahead in the state swim meet.

Joe's accountant is such a dunkletunt, now he is being audited by the US government.

Dunkletunt by Dcali 7 herbs and spices September 15, 2014

Drunkle 

That drunk uncle everybody has who always gets hammered at family events. Usually this individual will puke, cause a fight or both and is estimated to have a short life expectancy.

I love hanging out with my Drunkle because he buys me booze.

Drunkle by Wordwerth October 10, 2008

Drunkenese 

The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most universally popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning.

If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.

Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.

If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.

Man 1: "Hey...thees parteee izzz tha...shiiii...uhm...hey...man I just like totally downed uhm 5 Jager shots and...Im Rick James bitch!"

Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"

Drunkenese by Habeeb the Defiler May 28, 2005

drunkLE 

your uncle who is wasted all day, everyday.

damn, your drunkle parties harder than i do.

drunkLE by alli July 26, 2004