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Drinkplan 

Similar to game plan, it's the idea of figuring out what you're going to drink at parties/bars/events.

Availability of the drinkplan may be based on levels of monetary fundage.

Can be used to denote how MUCH one will drink at a party/bar/event.
"Hey man, what's your drinkplan for New Year's Eve?"

"Oh man, I get paid on the 2nd, I only have a $20. I'm thinking a 30'a Stroh's or a buncha tallboys'a Molson, eh?"

"Hey dude, how much you gonna drink tonight? What's your drinkplan?"

"Heavy and often, like my sex."
Drinkplan by Albama December 30, 2012
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Dickplant 

The art of burrowing ones knob deep into a pot of mud.
James: Hear about Tom at work? His wife caught him with his dick burrowed deep in soil.

Adam: What, you have never given Dickplant ago?... It keeps the cock fertilised!
Dickplant by CannabisKings March 29, 2019

Drinklinquent 

A person who knowingly goes out and damages their body with boozes causing them to make poor choices
“I’m gonna go down to the buddy bungalow and be a drinklinquent”
Drinklinquent by Shulander May 12, 2018

Drinklationship 

A relationship formed under the influence of alcohol that one would otherwise not even consider making in a sober state.
"Dude, what's up with you and Nancy? Y'all totally hit it off last night."

"Oh, shit. That's just a drinklationship. I don't even remember what I said to her."
Drinklationship by prime4 February 3, 2010

drinkling 

Drinking alcohol slowly and steadily, especially for an extended period of time -- a portmanteau of "drinking" and "trickling". Most likely to be uttered by someone who has been drinkling for some time.
I've only been drinkling for two hours, but look how many empty bottles there are!
drinkling by Fleet Pete June 26, 2007

Drunkalanche 

When a group of drunks tumble down the stairs of a bar, gathering up innocent folks as they go.
What are all these people doing laying here at the bottom of the stairs? Must have been a drunkalanche.
Drunkalanche by The Aged Sage April 6, 2011

drinkling 

What a drunk man says to the police officer when he gets pulled over.
Drunk guy: "No occiffer, I haven't been drinkling."
drinkling by christa August 29, 2004