Dribbling Raver 

The people who you may see at large Raves or parties, who have ingested such a copius amount of Stimulants and Depressants, that the resultant Jaw tightness (or lack of) causes them to actually expel there saliva through thier Oral cavity, causing a most unnatractive dribbling effect. Sometimes, a person may dribble so much that they end up with a large sticky wet patch on thier Apparel. People like this are best avoided for 2 reasons. The first being that they may feel a large urge to hug you, but will actually end up depositing thier salivitory fluids all over your new egyptian cotton Shirt, the second being that they have a tendency to swing thier heads around and sling said fluid all over your (you guessed it) new egyptian cotton shirt. Whichever way you look at it, a trip to the dry cleaners is neccesary.

The other day, i went to this old abandoned warehouse for a rave. WHilst i was there, i consumed 3 grams of MDMA, a gram of pure amphetamine sulpahte, 500 mg of Ketamine and sniffed a 400 mg line of Colubian Cocaine. Ive never dribbled so hard in my life. My Egyptian cotton shirt was ruined, and i had to take it to the dry cleaners. Saying that, im not even sure if i did take it to the dry cleaners. That Acid really did a number on me. Shortly after this, my Heart exploded from the sheer stress of having so many drugs in my system, but man. Did i have a good night. I am now a fully qualified Dribbling Raver. MC Hammers got nothing on me!

Dribbling Raver by MacDaddy... December 1, 2010