Douchkemia 

A very, very severe and common disease that is most common amongst Highschoolers side effects tend to consist of acting like a major douch and trying to get into every girl that is at least a 6 pants. Carriers of this disease tend to stay in large groups wearing wife beaters and blasting there rap music at 11 and say Swag and YOLO way to often for their own good. I advise sticking away from anyone that you think may have this disease for it is highly contagious with cures being short in stock. Carries also tend to have the infamous Faggotitus.

Man I could have sworn Tommy was my best friend but as soon as he started hanging out with that 'popular' group he instantly caught douchkemia.

Douchkemia by borderhopper11 September 21, 2012

douchemate

An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.

My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.

douchemate by aeamek July 6, 2006

douchemare 

Noun:

1. A frightening or unpleasant dream brought on by over exposure to douchebaggery.

2. A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect where douchebags are involved.

Did you see Criss Angel's Mindfreak. God that was terrible. I had douchemares for a week.

Hey you want to go to Sound Factory to see Louie DeVito? God no! That sounds like a total douchemare.

douchemare by manifestjoe December 19, 2011

doughemian 

A person of substantial financial means living a nontraditional lifestyle. For example, an artist, author, actor or musician with a trust fund.

Apple stock options have created a new generation of doughemians in the Bay Area.

doughemian by TNunnster February 6, 2010

Douchemeat 

Adjective: A combination of a Douchebag and a meathead, or A retarted Meathead.

Verb: {Douchemeating} Being a fat lazy good for nothing piece of shit.

If u have a friend that is on the butt juice and his IQ is the same as his shoe size thats Douchemeat material.

Douchemeat by Luis-clw May 1, 2006

douchemate

A roommate this is a total douche. He (or she) is capable of stealing food, not cleaning up, and very rarely bathes.

Ryan, stop being such a douchemate and clean up your dishes.

douchemate by SteveSyf March 11, 2010

Douchemando 

A stupid, mean or contemptible person. An asshole. The only person that laughs when a commercial about the genocide in Africa comes up.

Dood, in class today Albert thought it was hilarious that the kids in the video we were watching were starving. What a Douchemando.

Douchemando by Nate of Fate February 19, 2009