A very, very severe and common disease that is most common amongst Highschoolers side effects tend to consist of acting like a major douch and trying to get into every girl that is at least a 6 pants. Carriers of this disease tend to stay in large groups wearing wife beaters and blasting there rap music at 11 and say Swag and YOLO way to often for their own good. I advise sticking away from anyone that you think may have this disease for it is highly contagious with cures being short in stock. Carries also tend to have the infamous Faggotitus.
Man I could have sworn Tommy was my best friend but as soon as he started hanging out with that 'popular' group he instantly caught douchkemia.
by borderhopper11 September 21, 2012
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Noun:
1. A frightening or unpleasant dream brought on by over exposure to douchebaggery.
2. A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect where douchebags are involved.
1. A frightening or unpleasant dream brought on by over exposure to douchebaggery.
2. A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect where douchebags are involved.
Did you see Criss Angel's Mindfreak. God that was terrible. I had douchemares for a week.
Hey you want to go to Sound Factory to see Louie DeVito? God no! That sounds like a total douchemare.
Hey you want to go to Sound Factory to see Louie DeVito? God no! That sounds like a total douchemare.
by manifestjoe December 19, 2011
Get the douchemare mug.A person of substantial financial means living a nontraditional lifestyle. For example, an artist, author, actor or musician with a trust fund.
by TNunnster February 6, 2010
Get the doughemian mug.Adjective: A combination of a Douchebag and a meathead, or A retarted Meathead.
Verb: {Douchemeating} Being a fat lazy good for nothing piece of shit.
Verb: {Douchemeating} Being a fat lazy good for nothing piece of shit.
If u have a friend that is on the butt juice and his IQ is the same as his shoe size thats Douchemeat material.
by Luis-clw May 1, 2006
Get the Douchemeat mug.A roommate this is a total douche. He (or she) is capable of stealing food, not cleaning up, and very rarely bathes.
by SteveSyf March 11, 2010
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Dood, in class today Albert thought it was hilarious that the kids in the video we were watching were starving. What a Douchemando.
by Nate of Fate February 19, 2009
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