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A very, very severe and common disease that is most common amongst Highschoolers side effects tend to consist of acting like a major douch and trying to get into every girl that is at least a 6 pants. Carriers of this disease tend to stay in large groups wearing wife beaters and blasting there rap music at 11 and say Swag and YOLO way to often for their own good. I advise sticking away from anyone that you think may have this disease for it is highly contagious with cures being short in stock. Carries also tend to have the infamous Faggotitus.
Man I could have sworn Tommy was my best friend but as soon as he started hanging out with that 'popular' group he instantly caught douchkemia.
by borderhopper11 September 21, 2012
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