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douchetuber 

A phrase originated by Cr1tikal, meaning any YouTuber who uploads content that flexes on the audience, and exploits children for money. These people are the lowest form of humans.
Logan Paul is such a douchetuber, all he cares about is the money.
douchetuber by DuXXDumpster November 26, 2018

douchetuber 

A term coined by Cr1tikal, also known as penguinz0. A douchetuber, in his words, is "someone with no soul, no morals, no creativity, and no entertainment." These types of people are near the bottom in terms of YouTube, like shit skid that's crusted onto the toilet bowl. These types of YouTubers also exploit children for ad revenue, hold fake giveaways, and flex on their fans. They also tend to have lots of small dick energy.
"Who's your favorite douchetuber?"
"It's hard to pick a favorite since they're all the same"
douchetuber by sjl057 May 12, 2019

Douchetuber 

A term created by the moist man himself, is someone that has nothing besides a micropenis, holds fake giveaways which is clearly a felon, does unnecessary flexing, and uploads unfunny pranks and uploads dead fake 3AM challenges
Ricegum is a douchetuber that putted his audience full of kids in a gambling addiction
Douchetuber by Antonime March 18, 2021

DoucheTube 

A more proper and fitting name for "YouTube" given its propensity to censor comments and sanitize the discussion. Such censorship often serves to drive the conversation in a particular direction at the whim of the censor, and is essentially un-American and a violation of the rights granted under the US Constitution for free expression and discourse.
I saw a really sanitized comment. It was on DoucheTube.

DoucheTube removed my comment again.

I really enjoy DoucheTube, but I really wish the censors were not such douchebags.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026