Douche pube
When someone is clearly a douche bag, but at the same time they are so insignificant to you, they're like a pubic hair found on a urinal cake in a truck stop.
Douche pube by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008
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douchetuber
A phrase originated by Cr1tikal, meaning any YouTuber who uploads content that flexes on the audience, and exploits children for money. These people are the lowest form of humans.
douchetuber by DuXXDumpster November 26, 2018
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douchetuber
A term coined by Cr1tikal, also known as penguinz0. A douchetuber, in his words, is "someone with no soul, no morals, no creativity, and no entertainment." These types of people are near the bottom in terms of YouTube, like shit skid that's crusted onto the toilet bowl. These types of YouTubers also exploit children for ad revenue, hold fake giveaways, and flex on their fans. They also tend to have lots of small dick energy.
douchetuber by sjl057 May 12, 2019
Douchetuber
A term created by the moist man himself, is someone that has nothing besides a micropenis, holds fake giveaways which is clearly a felon, does unnecessary flexing, and uploads unfunny pranks and uploads dead fake 3AM challenges
Douchetuber by Antonime March 18, 2021
DoucheTube
A more proper and fitting name for "YouTube" given its propensity to censor comments and sanitize the discussion. Such censorship often serves to drive the conversation in a particular direction at the whim of the censor, and is essentially un-American and a violation of the rights granted under the US Constitution for free expression and discourse.
I saw a really sanitized comment. It was on DoucheTube.
DoucheTube removed my comment again.
I really enjoy DoucheTube, but I really wish the censors were not such douchebags.
DoucheTube removed my comment again.
I really enjoy DoucheTube, but I really wish the censors were not such douchebags.
DoucheTube by Looking Forward to the End October 27, 2023
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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