a very boring fuckface who is dating your best friend. usually a boy. he is freakishly annoying. you want to light them on fire. you usually get the urge to flip them off or constantly piss them off.
*you are at my house. dont flip me off. ughh you are sucha douche bigalow.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.