A term/system allowing for identification and quantification of a person's douchiness, with degrees from 1 to 5 indicating subject's progress toward a state of ultimate douchebag-dom.
"Hey, check out that jackass with the muscle shirt and tribal band tattoo, leaning against his spotless 4x4 truck that's obviously never been taken off-road."
"Yeah, I see him. Third-degree douche belt right there."
"Yeah, I see him. Third-degree douche belt right there."
by Mattsooee May 2, 2012