douche bagger

One who bags douches

that guy has six trash bags full of douches

by dog chain March 24, 2005

Douche Bagger Vance

Douche Bagger Vance is a derogatory term referring to a golfer who is always talking a big game and/or representing himself as better then he actually is. Derived from the Will Smith golfing movie Bagger Vance.

Matt: Steve told me he shot a 68 yesterday
Tom: I was there, he shot a 94
Matt: Wow, that guy is a real Douche Bagger Vance

by Joker25 January 5, 2008

Douche-baggery

1. The actions of a douchebag

2. Being a compelete douchebag

Danny Broke up with his gorgeous girlfriend, he committed douche-baggery.

by Notyouravarageblondie July 31, 2009

Douche Bagery

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are in fact a douche bag.

John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douche bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douche bagery on one level or another.

by emptsent January 13, 2008

Douche Baggery

Ther act of being a douche bag, or the posession of qualities which are of a douche bag.

Fem: Look what Kevin Wolff did!
John: That was an act of pure and unadulterated douche baggery. Tisk tisk...

by KillerByte October 18, 2004

Levels Of Douche Baggary

Levels Of Douche Baggary

Level One: Douche bag.
The lowest level of douche baggary.

Level Two: Douche Bowl.
Someone who is being slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bag.

Level Three: Douche Bucket.
Someone who is a just being a whole bucket of douche.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bowl.

Level Four: Douche Bin.
Someone who is close to the biggest douche you have ever met or seen.

Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bucket.

Level Five: Douche Barrel.
Someone who is the BIGGEST douche EVER. Like in all of existence.

Someone who is excessively douche-e-er then all of the above.

Do YOU know the levels of douche baggary?

by TheMotherFukinPrincess November 11, 2009

Douche Baggery

The act in which someone is being a douche bag or has the characteristics or symptoms of a douche bag

That mans douche baggery has reached astronomically high levels.

by AwsomeT March 9, 2009