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doubleheader 

a dildo with two heads on opposite sides.
those lesbians at the strip club like to share the doubleheader.
doubleheader by cris090382 February 29, 2008

Doublereality (Social Control Theory)

A condition where two conflicting realities coexist—one for the powerful, another for the governed—and both are treated as real. In social control theory, doublereality is produced by propaganda, selective enforcement, and institutional gaslighting. Those in power know the official reality is false; the public is forced to act as if it’s true. The result is a fractured world where no one fully trusts what they see.
Doublereality (Social Control Theory) Example: “In the authoritarian state, everyone knew the election results were fabricated, but they had to celebrate them publicly—doublereality, the official truth and the actual truth held simultaneously.”

Doublereason (Social Control Theory)

A state where reason itself is split: the reasons given for policies are never the real reasons; the justifications offered are not the motives. Doublereason allows institutions to claim rationality while acting on entirely different logics—power, profit, expediency. It makes genuine debate impossible because the stated reasons are decoys.
Doublereason (Social Control Theory) Example: “The official reason for the policy was ‘efficiency’; the real reason was to punish political opponents. Doublereason: the rational surface and the real motive never meeting.”

Night-Day Doubleheader 

The act of getting oral sex the night before, and the next day by the same partner. Not to be confused with the Bookend or Matching Bookend
Miranda finished off the night-day doubleheader this morning when I stopped by w her coffer
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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