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When two bearded human males cut a square shaped section off from each others buttocks cheeks and place them into an empty wine glass, then proceed to urinate into said wine glass at the same time. In this process, the urine will begin to resemble wine in coloration due to the blood escaping from the cut off portions of flesh. Once they have completed urination, they then pour the concoction over each others heads as they masturbate furiously into a collection plate like those found in Catholic churches while screaming "Praise me" loud enough for all of their neighbors to hear. This is a Double Jesus.
Tom Cruise: Hey Chuck, did ya catch the latest episode of Breaking Bad last night?
Chuck Norris: Naw, I was too busy doing the Double Jesus with Zach Galifianakis.
Tom Cruise: Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?
Chuck Norris: Can you bail me out homie?
by PenetrationStation December 19, 2014
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