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When you accidentally shit your pants when you try to fart in someone's face, popularized by YouTuber DaddyOFive. Usually addressed in a retarded-sounding voice.
Jack: *farts on Logan*
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!
by Thor Ian Grayson March 01, 2017
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