Doodle Doc 

Most people think a doctor has to be a person who helps sick people get better. That's the general idea, but some of them don't get people better. Maybe they are pushing the latest drug that they got free from a drug rep, and the drug is more dangerous than the sickness it's supposed to cure. Maybe they have been at the pop for so long that they can't even read a thermometer let alone their own case notes. Maybe they are religiously persuaded that sin causes some sickness and the sick people need Jesus. Who knows?

But they don't do their job. They are doodle docs.

Willy: I went into surgery and came out with half the surgeons' tools still inside me. Oh, sure, they took'em out. But I will never play the violin again.

Henrietta: Damn those doodle docs

Willy: But you should see my court settlement. I'm richer than the entire hospital staff.

Henrietta: Ah, dear, let me give you a hug.

Doodle Doc by verbusaccidentibus August 7, 2010

Doodledict 

Someone who is addicted to playing the Doodle Jump game on the iphone? Victims reguarly suffer from twitchiness and concentration faces.

Danny: Jeez look at Paul. He's just twitching away on the sofa.

Stu: Man, hes such a Doodledict!!

Doodledict by st3wboy August 8, 2010

doodledonger 

A large english mans penis

My pal Rosie has a doodledonger

doodledonger by bobbyboyjonesy November 18, 2019

doodlecock 

when someone draws a penis on another persons head while sleeping at a party

i got my face doodlecocked last night at that party

doodlecock by tntowles2413 February 22, 2010

doodledog

A fake piece of toast made of fabric that tends to fly easily. Doodledogs are usually used to demonstrate the meaning of the word toast to idiots.

Retard: "PHhhtoast?
Teacher: (throws doodledog at retard)
Retard: "Toast"

doodledog by Henley Stanfordsontownville October 29, 2003

doodledorf 

one who acts goofy or doesn't comprehend the circumstances

I saw the guy next door walking down the street with short sleeves; the wind chill was -5 degrees...what a doodledorf.

I explained it to him, but he is such a doodledorf, he still didn't get it.

doodledorf by Dandy Sandy January 30, 2008

doodledick 

Name for a weak male

"Can't that doodledick change his own oil?"

doodledick by seiboncivic February 15, 2017