Doo Doo Mamma 

Any loud, ghetto girl with no class from the hood.

You know you're a doodoo mamma if:

1.you wear babyphat, applebottoms, rocawear etc

2.you think wearing a fake gold chain with your name on it is cute

3.you have multiple glitter graphics of things such as cherries, playboy bunnies and hearts on your myspace

4.people cover their ears when you talk to them cus you're too loud

5.you or your friends names are jaquita, takeesha, latika, or bodalilaquisha

6.you have lots of myspace pictures with the same pose; a pose consisting of you puffing your lips out, throwing up a peace sign and looking away from the camera

7.you let guys grab your booty

8.you get straight f's in school

9.you wear so much lipgloss that your lips look like you just ate a bucket of oily fried chicken

10.the only dance moves you know are jerkin', the lean wit it rock wit it and walk it out

11.your myspace name is something like Da QueEn B or dAt nUmba 1 giRl y@ diGg

12.you send texts written with random capitalization and lots of mispelled words.

Doo Doo Mamma #1: Im fit to buy me some Fubu jeans on friday for $3

Doo Doo Mamma #2: Damn girl, you lucky. I would go with you but i got to go to court to get that child support from my baby daddy Devonte

Doo Doo Mamma by bear15 May 20, 2009

doo doo mama 

A DooDoo Mama consists of "Ghetto" females who still think Babyphat, Rocawear,Enyce,Apple Bottoms,Fetish, and Glow Jeans are in style. They can be seen popping their gum and rolling their eyes. They are seen wearing "Weaves" , baby hair , fake gold hoops, addidas, and braids. Their boyfriends are the dirty looking DooDoo daddies. They prey on pretty girls. They're mostly the loudest ones. They have tons of glitter graphics and pictures on their Myspace. They like the playboy sign and posting a million glitter comments.

Signs if you're a doo doo mama: If your fake ponytail is pressed and straight and your regular hair doesn't match the texture and/or color. You're a DooDoo. If you talk like "Dis" and "Dat" . You're a DooDoo. If your hair can't fit in a ponytail and you try to slick it down with jail and/or put clips in it so it can stay. You're a DooDoo. If you haven..t upgraded your cell phone and you're still walking around with an i205 boost mobile. You're a DooDoo. If you are a gangbanger. Welcome to the DooDoo club. If you walk it out or lean with it rock with it to everyone song. You're a DooDoo. If you walk around yelling "Besty" "Sissy" "Pookie" "Ay Babay" "Cuzzy" "Bootah" or anything close. You're a DooDoo. If you have more than 3 tatoos. You..re a DooDoo. If your hair looks like Kunta. You're a DooDoo. If you wear knock-off's. You..re a DooDoo. If you buy jeans from a "Guy" who sells them from his car. DooDoo. If you think Remy Ma is your idol. You're a DooDoo right along with her. If you fight just to get attention. You're a DooDoo. If more than Half of these are you. Give yourself a round of applause. You..re a DooDoo Mama.

doo doo mama by Bombay :) April 27, 2008

doo doo mama 

any girl that acts as if she Noo Noo from ATL poppin gum, smackin her lips wearing a little uh nuttin. wit bad colored hair weaves.

On my mama, what do u call a girl like her ova der wit da green pony tail in dem snow boots in da summer time; a doo doo mama!

doo doo mama by MzAppleBottomz November 10, 2008

Doo Doo Mama 

You Now Your'e A Doo Doo Mama When You...
1.) buy socks and jeans from a man walking in and out of a beauty shop for $5.
2.) walks around in a cutoff tee shirt when your belly hangs over your belt.
3.) think your lipgloss is "poppin" when you really bought it for 99 cents.
4.) your name ends with -isha -quisha -kira or -quita
5.) you ASK your boyfriend to buy you gfts and/or give you money
6.) wears stripes with polka dots

7.) wears fake gold where ever possible.
8.) has all styles of fake bamboo earrings
9.) is 23 and obsesses over Go Go Power Rangers.
10.) stands ontop of tables and benches while yelling at somebody to cause a scene.

(Starbuckquita stands on the park bench yellin at her baby father about not having any money)
Neicy : Damn girl..she standin on the park bench.
Porsha :You act like you not used to that. Shes a Doo Doo Mama.

Doo Doo Mama by iiTsNeicyBro August 3, 2009

Doo Doo Mama 

Not to be confused with a racial slur against female African-Americans with weaves. The doo doo mama is a term for an ugly, raggedy bitch with an even raggedier weave.

That doo doo mama's weave is so ragged it makes a hobo's jacket look like a persian man's silk shirt.

Doo Doo Mama by Timmaayy June 16, 2011

Doo Doo Mama 

A girl who isn't matching with her outfit

Look at that Doo Doo Mama with tha stripe socks and polka dot shirt

Doo Doo Mama by Coquice January 3, 2008

doo doo mama 

a female that has hot girl summer every summer, best friends with duccs aka slores aka thots, ghetto af, listens to megan the stallion, city girls, supah bad, etc. stays smaccin on gum she had since jesus roamed da earth, stink, always up in somebody face, stay postin they cashapp on social media askin for someone to send some money, wears da ethika suits every day, n be trynna smoke n get drunk all da time

put me on some females
i dont got no wifey material, i only got some doo doo mamas i could slide

doo doo mama by Cheekclapper 3000 May 5, 2021