Donut Stand

The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.

Similar to a carface

She's not as hot as she looks in her headshots, she's a complete donut stand.

Donut Stand by Hilarity Mitten October 16, 2008

you dont have a head to stand on

A way of telling someone they are wrong, or declaring a conversation over.

Inspiration taken from "you dont have a leg to stand on"

Emphasis is to be put on the word head, and lesser emphasis is to be put on the words stand.

Proper execution: "You dont have a HEAD, to STAND on."

Person 1: So, I saw your brother out walking your dog earlier.
Person 2: we dont have a dog.
Person 1: I definitely saw your brother with a dog.
Person 2: Dude, we dont have a dog.
Person 1: Maybe he was walking someone else's dog.
Person 2: You're wrong.
Person 1: You dont have a HEAD to stand on!
Person 2: ...alright fine, maybe we got a dog this morning.

you dont have a head to stand on by Dongles "The Shovel" Hungry January 8, 2011

dont bring sand to the beach 

in other words dont bring your girl when theres gonna be girls there to hook up with

hey dont bring sand to the beach

dont bring sand to the beach by matthew w.brown November 14, 2007

i dont like sand

WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO WALK ON THE BEACH AND SCREAM AT HER AND SAY'' I DONT LIKE SAND'' ANAKIN WAIFU HATES SAND SO NEVER GO TO HIS GRAVE AND PUT SAND OR HE WILL COME BACK TO LIFE AND TURN INTO GOKU AND YELL '' I DONT LIKE SAND FAGGOT!''

Padame: anakin wanna fuck on the beach? Anakin: I DONT LIKE SAND

i dont like sand by uncledane January 15, 2021