The legendary pseudo-warrior of Quaker descent with an abnormal craving for pre-cooked dry cereal.
The history-books have it all wrong --- Don Quick-Oats wasn't mistaking everyday objects for monsters or other fierce enemies; he would charge windmills merely in the hope of scoring some of the tasty freshly-ground grain stored inside of them.
by QuacksO March 13, 2018
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