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Don't Cry, Craft

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A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.

Watch out, the Phandom has risen.
"Bro, I'm crying so hard; Angela left me."

"Don't cry, craft."

"What?"

"Follow the footsteps of Dan and Phil. Join the Phandom. Don't cry, craft."
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Dont cry, craft 

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Using arts and crafts to hide your own personal depression and failures
"That made me so sad i was literally crying!"
"No, dont cry, craft"
Dont cry, craft by Phan is so real February 23, 2017
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dont cry, craft 

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This refered to an april fools day by two youtubes: Daniel Howel and Phil Lester.
This was used as a meme.
Anna: *Cries*
Jessica: Dont cry, craft
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fogey 

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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
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Jarlic 

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Minced garlic in a jar
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
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Pitpig

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026
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You the birthday

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026
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