Doing a Theresa 

Trying to move from a good position to a best position and ending up worse off ; cf the old adage "The Best is the Enemy of the Good"

Theresa May is the UK Prime Minister whose Conservative Party had a a working majority in the UK Parliament . She tried to increase the size of that majority by calling an election on 8th June 2017. Although the largely Conservative Party supporting UK Press predicted a landslide victory she in fact ended up losing her overall majority the major oppostiion Party (Labour ) having gained 30 more seats than they held before the election. Theresa May has now lost her overall majority and is in a greatly weakened political position. Whence the expression "Doing a Theresa".

Doing a Theresa by Arabella pinkerton June 13, 2017

Doing a Theresa 

The sexual practice of fucking the police up the ass while taking a dump on the prison system.

The Prime minister of England is "Doing a Theresa" again.

Doing a Theresa by D. Grey March 29, 2019

Doing a Theresa 

When you had every advantage in a situation, but still manage to get FUBAR.

Announcer 1 “John was had an amazing hand in poker, with a ace high straight flush”

Announcer 2 “I know, why the hell did he fold to a guy with a uno card and a sweetener packet”

Announcer 3 “ In all my years of being a announcer, never one have I seen someone doing a Theresa this hard”

Doing a Theresa by Justin Heras March 29, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008