Dog Crack

A dog crack can either be a dog's butthole, or a human's deformed butthole.

A dog crack usually happens at birth and causes poop to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.

The person cannot perform anal sex because her/his butthole is too small for the job. They can only do it in the front.

The person's dog crack can attract other dogs. If a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person's butthole, or anything else a dog does to another's butthole, then that is perfectly normal.

There are so many dogs chasing after Smarly because she has a dog crack, and they all want it.

by slipperydick December 15, 2011

Crack Dog

Dog under the influence of drugs...Most likly CRACK Maybe Uses as a nickname in times of neglect.

Hey Lucky you goddamn crack dog get over here!!

by Jason Rimmer September 6, 2008

Ass Crack of Dog

When your dog wakes you up at 5:00 AM with his butt in your face.

I'm exhausted still after having woken up at the ass crack of dog... At least I had plenty of time to shower.

by saffirepulse July 8, 2018

crack a dog

Crazy, gone off the deep end, silly.

That person is strange. I think he's gone crack-a-dog!

by Rad August 8, 2004

Cracker Dog

When someone goes crazy, braking stuff and cursing. Very pissed off, flipped put.

Tyron fround Laquida in bed with Leroy and went totally cracker dog.

by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

cracka dog

When your white friend is being a a supreme cracka

“Yo I just set you up with some bitches that like you “
“Yo man your a cracka dog”

by Realcracka January 17, 2021

YUKI YOUR DOG IS CRACKED AT FORTNITE

koromaru is cracked at fortnite

koromaru: cranks fucking 90s in fortnite
Akihiko: YUKI YOUR DOG IS CRACKED AT FORTNITE

by flmadegabe March 19, 2024