docusign 

The act of sending a contract digitally and waiting for your bastard prospect to either sign the stupid thing or decide he's gonna go with a cheaper, poor quality competitor.

"Ima send you that docusign. Sign that shiz immediately."
"Hey, you get that docusign? Sign that shiz."
"I was looking at the docusign you requested.. You gonna sign that shiz?"
Sales manager to me, "Hey Veeda I see that you sent the docusign to Snarkle.... They gonna sign that shiz?"

docusign by wbubblegunit December 15, 2017

domusigniraphobia 

The irrational fear of your house burning down

Ivan had domusigniraphobia when he was eight or nine years old, and couldn't sleep for fear of his house burning down.

domusigniraphobia by Popog April 22, 2009