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originally: traditional african drum
really cool pronunciation (jim-bay) allows for usage in almost any situation.
Other forms:
n - djembeity

v - to djembe (past - "djembe'd")
can mean any number of things. Primarily "to be owned" or "to be pwned"

adj - djembeic
"DJEMBE!!!"

"Dude did you see the djembeity of those threads?"

"--Did you see that dis?"
"- Yea, he got djembe'd!"
djembe by Dangerous Dave February 19, 2005
Words you can keep
A type of drum. Used more frequently as a verb meaning "to accomplish, defeat, or subdue beyond all contention or protest." Related forms include djembeic (adjective), djembeity (noun), djembe'd (past tense verb), and djembeically (adverb).
"The first Dangerous Law states that you must djembe that piece."
"Did you hear what he just said to you? Man, you just got djembe'd."
Djembe by R-Dawg February 23, 2005
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Ousmane Dembélé 

He is a great French footballer. I'm sure one day he will become a legendary footballer like Lionel Messi and/or Ronaldo.

Many people are confusing on how to pronounce his name. His name is supposed to be pronounced as OOS-MAHN DUNG-BAY-LEH, based on the correct French pronunciation.
John: Who is the best footballer in 2033?
William: Ousmane Dembélé!
Ousmane Dembélé by buttercandy April 27, 2023
To initiate poorly planned anal sex, without lubrication or proper foreplay.
"Did you hear that Joe pulled a Dembeck the other day?"
"Did he yell 'Wa-BAM!'?"
Dembeck by Katie Lovejoy March 25, 2008
The poster known as Djimbe has been utterly proven to be a liar and a fake. The Bullshido Administration have decided to take action and notify all posters through this signature of Djimbe's past claims:

* Tigerfly can own collegiate wrestlers
* Telling wrestlers what is or is not a shoot when he doesn't wrestle
* He can break Rickson's forearms at will and could beat him in a streetfight
* TF's workout regime surpases those of pro athletes
* All Judo/BJJ comes from Qin-na
* He claimed he had an upcoming MMA fight
* He thinks he could take Matt Thorton
* He thinks he's more skilled than Asia (no one has seen that at any throwdowns). The implication at the time was fighting, not just Baji.
* Grappling and beating two BJJers at once
* People must ask his instructor permission before opening up a school in Chinatown.
* "its really not all that hard to pick up (ground grappling) if your Chinese Standing Grappling game was tight in the first place" -he has no clue as to what grappling is.
* Three months at his XingYi place and TF could destroy a bjj blue belt in grappling.


Also please, when responding to a djimbe post, use The Djimbe Translator
Djimbe is a fat tub of lard that could break Rickson's forearms.
Djimbe by al March 11, 2005
Djebbe is a One of a kind type of guy. The guy That would make any girl want to send a loveletter to him. He finds most of the things funny But can be quiet bitter When he wakes up on the wrong side. Djebbe loves exotic girls, preferably of latin origin. Djebbe values honesty and wants his time to be respected. People with this unique name often have a special interest such as in games. Djebbes Are not for the weak!
”Who did Djebbe end up marrying?”

” A really pretty Latina, God Djebbe loves his Latina. I have never seen him crazier over a woman before!”

”What is Djebbe doing?”

”Probably gaming, he can play all night If u let him”

”Why is Djebbe so bitter??”
”I guess he loves Eating lemonsheh”
Djebbe by Bunny222 January 15, 2022
A slang word formed by the natives of Australia most commonly used in bairnsdale victoria it means "derro"
Look at that dawg pretty demben ay.
Brodie is a demben.
demben by jake selzer May 1, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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