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Dicknology 

Any technology that makes it easy to share your schlong with the world. See Chatroulette.
Suzy: "Have you seen this new app that sends you a random photo? I've been getting schlong shots all day."

Bob: "Sounds like a great piece of dicknology."

Ralph: "It's a dicknological breakthrough."
Dicknology by El Christo October 17, 2010
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demonology 

The study of Demons and other "evil" entities (i.e. spirits, Ex's, etc.).
I want to find out about a Demon...like, how to summon it, control it, make it my own personal house bitch...
demonology by Banjk March 11, 2005
The study of doughnuts. Doughnuts are very delicate and it takes time to master the art of doughnutry. You can receive your ThD in Donology at UNC at Chapel Thot. This was established by the National Thot Society, and is a cherished term at Krispy Kreme.
"I just got my ThD in Donology! Turn tf up!"
Donology by Cohoe September 22, 2014

Dilodology 

The definition is when someone is talking but they are using vocabulary or words that you dont under stand
Teacher “ If x equal p what is y”
Student to teacher “ Miss stop talking dilodology
Dilodology by Kamran boss man April 23, 2019
Dinoology is the study of the life and teachings of the Master of Hip, Dino Martin.
Our pallie took a course in Dinoology in order to have a better understanding of Dino Martin's "Principles Of Obtaining Coolness."
Dinoology by kentsmokerguy July 14, 2006

Demonology 

The study of the girl with a ugly face and a bitch of a personality.
Do you know that girl?; Yeah, why?; When looked at we call it demonology.;Oh makes much sense.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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