Many Many years ago Noah was sailing around on his ark with all the animals. After years at sea the ark was becoming something of a tip, there was shit everywhere. So one day Noah desided to compress all the fosilised animal shit together and throw it over board. Thousands of years later Christopher Columbus was on a fishing trip and discovered it!
Christopher Columbus: WOW! Would you look at that great piece of shit. I think I will discover this and place a rare breed of people on it, loan them my language until the develop one of their own and call them Yanks. This is the discovery of America.
by Beanie Boy March 3, 2008
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