Discomgoogulated 

When somebody posts something that leads you on a time-consuming and unfulfilling journey of search-engine curiosity that yields no good answer and leaves you even more confused, disconcerted; upset or frustrated than before you searched it.

You totally discomgoogulated me last night with your facebook update .

Discomgoogulated by JackPanther January 26, 2016

Discomboobulated 

Having discomfort with your boobs; breasts are feeling uncomfortable and irritable.

Jenny: "Why is Sarah such a bitch lately?"

Fred: "Well, her breasts have been a bit discomboobulated lately."

Discomboobulated by Flipflop510 March 30, 2010

discomboobulated 

A state of shock or confusion induced by seeing attractive breasts.

After seeing the rack on the new waitress, Joe was totally discomboobulated and forgot what he wanted to order.

discomboobulated by fakebarney December 4, 2011

Discomboobulated 

When one boob is out of the bra and the other is not.

Look at her chest! She's all discomboobulated!

Discomboobulated by manmichase May 30, 2013

discomgooglated 

A state of confusion or distress one gets when one cannot get a WiFi signal and yet has a desperate need to look up something to prove a point, get an answer, or find out the value of something he or she is shopping for.

Everyone was discomgooglated on the camping trip because no one knew the real answer to the exact location of Albania, and no one could get a signal.

I would have bought those shoes but I did not have a signal so I could not tell if it was a good value. I was totally discomgooglated.

discomgooglated by Lazy4crazy4 July 21, 2018

Discompoopulated

Having one's bowel movement pattern and schedule thrown into chaos, usually by some event or deviation from dietary patterns

Related to discombobulated

Traveller1: "Hey, wanna catch a bite before we board?"
Traveller2: "Sorry, this trip has got me all dicompoopulated, I missed my BM last night and here it comes"
Traveller1: "Overshare!"

Dormie1: "Awesome, they are serving that Queso dipped fried cheese sticks in food service again, lets hit it dude!"
Dormie2: "No way man, after the last time I was discompoopulated for 3 days; you know what its like to not take a dump for 3 days?"

Discompoopulated by TedDeadMan August 11, 2011

discomboobulated 

to be f*cked up beyond recognition due to mind altering substances.

I'm discombo.. I'm disco bob...I'm discomboobulated...Hell, I'm fucked up...

discomboobulated by Alex "Scooby" Smith February 12, 2006