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Dirty bottle 

when two people are having sex the male gets an empty pop bottle and puts it on his dick (if it fits). Then he dumps big loads of sperm into the bottle until its full ( if you cant fill the whole thing add some water or milk).Then you add salt and viniger and quickly close the bottle. Aim it at the females tits and it will explode and she will be covered in sperm. that is how u do the Dirty bottle
Dirty bottle by michael Angelo 6 December 18, 2006
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Dirty water bottle 

When you ejaculate in a water bottle and shake it up so it’s not visible. Then give it to a friend to drink.
LOL I just gave Callum a dirty water bottle
Dirty water bottle by BigShaggerRom October 14, 2021

Dirty milk bottle 

When you cum in an exactly four month old milk bottle then you let it ferment for another four months, and make a smoothie with it, and give it to your friends.
"Hey Jack what are we having tonight." "Some dirty milk bottles."
Dirty milk bottle by Fuckleo September 29, 2014

DIRTY BOTTLES 

DIRTY BOTTLES by VAKI5 November 1, 2003

Dirty Battlefield 

When playing a online FPS and the group chat keeps farting in their headset making it sound like running through a battlefield.
Holy fuck i played online with the boys now i have ptsd from the dirty battlefield.
Dirty Battlefield by Randy23Marsh November 24, 2021
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