Dirty Suzanchez

When a girl is scared getting on an escalator, craps her pants and then end up with a mustache. Named after Suzanne with a stache.

Man, when that broad tried to get on the escalator she pulled a Dirty Suzanchez, it sucked-I was behind her!

by skier8888 December 29, 2010

Dirty Seanchez

An Irish version of the Dirty Sanchez where after doing a chick on the rag, you wipe your member over her upper lip giving her a red mustache. Somewhat ironic considering that sex during menstruation makes pregnancy highly unlikely and the Irish are notorious for their high fecundity.

Paddy: I got me hole last noight.

Connor: Who wit?

Paddy: Dat loosebit Shandie O’Flaherty. An’ wile she was bleedin’ out her feckin’ gee!

Connor: Jaysus Chroist!

Paddy: An’ efterwards, I woiped me langer ‘cross her face an’ gave’er the ol’ Dirty Seanchez!

Connor: Erin go bragh! Let’s get a pint ‘o piss to celebrate!

by Luck O'Oirish March 12, 2009

The Dirty Sanchez Tequila

The best f*cking tequila in the world

The Dirty Sanchez Tequila is the perfect combination of sweet and spicy.

by @thedirtysancheztequila July 21, 2023

The Ultimate Dirty Sanchez

Its where you crap a log in your own hand and wipe it across the targets upper lip region forcing them to smell fecal matter for a long period of time.

I don't know....The Ultimate Dirty Sanchez is the Second Coming

by ComptonAssRyan March 18, 2009

Dirty Sanchez Sandwich

The act of sticking your entire face in your lovers ass and dismantling from left to right then squeezing the ass checks together with your face in the middle forming a sandwich.

Freddie satisfied his hunger after sharing a tasty, steaming hot
Dirty Sanchez Sandwich platter with
Harold.

by streetwhiz April 17, 2009

tahitian dirty sanchez

Shaving off the side of a coconut and sticking it above a girls lips

I had a good time with edouard last night, he gave me a Tahitian dirty sanchez

by Tahiti plays big August 6, 2014

dirty sanchez with extra gravy

See Dirty Sanchez, but add...

When the woman has diarrhea

While at the Mustang Ranch perusing the menu I was astounded that the Dirty Sanchez was only $200, but to add extra gravy brought the total to over $700.

by Of Course May 13, 2005