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When a girl is scared getting on an escalator, craps her pants and then end up with a mustache. Named after Suzanne with a stache.
Man, when that broad tried to get on the escalator she pulled a Dirty Suzanchez, it sucked-I was behind her!
by skier8888 December 29, 2011
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