Dirty Shelton

A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming

Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.

Dirty Shelton by Retard_Ryan September 6, 2021

dirty sheldon 

During a three way
When the other girl is sucking your dick, your girlfriend smacks her head against your dick until she pukes on you.

“Ew bro what is on your pants?”
“Shelby and this chick gave me a dirty Sheldon last night. Shit was crazy”

dirty sheldon by CremOfSumYungGui May 28, 2019

Dirty sheldon 

When you piss of her friends and they throw shoes at you.

You made Heather mad now you get the dirty sheldon.

Dirty sheldon by Gang gang hoe April 16, 2020

dirty shenton 

A Dirty Shenton is when a women is so turned off by a man with a little puny dick, that she throws up into her own vagina rather than having sex with the guy

That guy was so repulsive I dirty Shentoned him!

dirty shenton by Lvlbjj April 18, 2020

dirtysheldon 

A man who intentionally has sex with three or more partners without washing his penis.

All with in 24 hours Sheldon had sex with his current girlfriend, then about an hour later had sex with his ex-girlfriend. Then later that night had sex with his current girlfriend again. While the hole time intentionally not washing his penis, so when they would be give him oral pleasure he'd be hysterically laughing on the inside. 😂🤣 last night the homie pulled off a dirtysheldon.

dirtysheldon by SHADY-SHELLZ May 24, 2019