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Dirty Seanchez 

An Irish version of the Dirty Sanchez where after doing a chick on the rag, you wipe your member over her upper lip giving her a red mustache. Somewhat ironic considering that sex during menstruation makes pregnancy highly unlikely and the Irish are notorious for their high fecundity.
Paddy: I got me hole last noight.

Connor: Who wit?

Paddy: Dat loosebit Shandie O’Flaherty. An’ wile she was bleedin’ out her feckin’ gee!

Connor: Jaysus Chroist!

Paddy: An’ efterwards, I woiped me langer ‘cross her face an’ gave’er the ol’ Dirty Seanchez!

Connor: Erin go bragh! Let’s get a pint ‘o piss to celebrate!
Dirty Seanchez by Luck O'Oirish March 12, 2009
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The Dirty Sanchez Tequila

The best f*cking tequila in the world
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The Ultimate Dirty Sanchez 

Its where you crap a log in your own hand and wipe it across the targets upper lip region forcing them to smell fecal matter for a long period of time.
I don't know....The Ultimate Dirty Sanchez is the Second Coming

Dirty Sanchez Sandwich 

The act of sticking your entire face in your lovers ass and dismantling from left to right then squeezing the ass checks together with your face in the middle forming a sandwich.
Freddie satisfied his hunger after sharing a tasty, steaming hot
Dirty Sanchez Sandwich platter with
Harold.

tahitian dirty sanchez 

Shaving off the side of a coconut and sticking it above a girls lips
I had a good time with edouard last night, he gave me a Tahitian dirty sanchez

dirty sanchez with extra gravy 

See Dirty Sanchez, but add...

When the woman has diarrhea
While at the Mustang Ranch perusing the menu I was astounded that the Dirty Sanchez was only $200, but to add extra gravy brought the total to over $700.

Dirty Sanchez (Der-ti San- chez) 

Reaming a chick from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming her asshole with your finger with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under her nose as to make a moustache with.
My bitch was pissed when I gave her a dirty sanchez last night.
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