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Dirty Sanjaya 

While performing anal sex with a partner doggy style, the pitcher periodically wipes his shaft free of shit and pre-cum with the palm of one hand, and grabs ahold of a handful of his partner's hair. He holds each shaft of hair until the shit dries it into a rigid ponytail. He then continues wiping and switching hands, creating a row of shit-stiff ponytails down the center of his partner's head, until she is left with a ponyhawk in the style of American Idol's Sanjaya.
It took me so long to cum ass-fucking her last night, I started giving her a Dirty Sanjaya.
Dirty Sanjaya by PantsBulge June 30, 2009
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Dirty Sanjay 

The Dirty Sanjay is very similar to the dirty Sanches.

The male partner begins by inserting Curry powder into the rectum of his female partner. The male then waits 10 mins, and adds 10 chickpeas to his partners rectum, and then inserts his penis into her rectum.

Just before he Cums the male removes his penis from his partners rectum, and smears his curry/shit covered penis, on his partners upper lip, then shoves his penis down her throat, and chokes her with his cum flavoured shit stick.
He gave her the Dirty Sanjay, and now she cant eat curry or chickpeas. see dirty sanches
Dirty Sanjay by Seeker of Sick Things February 19, 2010
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