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Dirty Nyomi 

Where the girl does not wash nor wipe her ass for weeks following up to anal sex and eats multiple laxatives before intercourse. The male would hold his pee several hours before intercourse and in the middle of anal sex a bucket is placed underneath and when the girl starts to poop the male releases his pee and tries to fill the bucket all while having anal sex they keep going till both partners finish. After they place the bucket of poop and pee into a humidifier that is in a small room with no ventilation and wait for it to fill the room
Guy 1:“I pulled a dirty nyomi with my girl last night”

Guy 2:“Ew dude get away from me”
Dirty Nyomi by Real.Talker607 April 5, 2023
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Dirty Naomi

The term “Dirty Naomi” refers to the act of watching a female masturbate before giving her back shots.
“Last night I went round my girls house and we did Dirty Naomi for hours, my girls called Naomi too!”

“Wow bro, your girl is so hot
Dirty Naomi by joannedoe2378 April 14, 2020

dirty naomi

Dirty Naomi is just another name for masturbation with or on a bed post
Burt's girlfriend couldn't stop herself doing a dirty naomi, the veneer was wearing thin
dirty naomi by Burts bedpost May 24, 2019

Dirty Naomi

A woman named Naomi who is the most gorgeous, sexy and amazing girl you'll ever meet.

best you'll ever have in bed, you'll never get over her.

shes the writer of her own destiny and has the best pair of boobs in existance.

never gets boring, the ride of a lifetime.
just met a Dirty Naomi, I'm hooked.

Dirty Naomii 

The act of giving a sissy anal using a spastic's dribble as lube
I gave her a dirty Naomii last night Sophie provided the dribble

Dirty Naomie 

Dirty Naomie is used to tell your boss or superior that you used his dishwasher to learn more about the squirrel's anatomy.
It is also used as a compliment for the genitals of a male squirrel.
Hey boss!I did Dirty Naomie yesterday.
Hi buddy !You have some Dirty Naomie
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