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Dirty Lanny

When you have sex with a girl during her period and then wipe your bloody dick on her lip to give her a red moustache like Lanny McDonald, the legendary Calgary Flames hockey player.
My girl is on the rag so I gave her a Dirty Lanny last night.
by UrbanDick March 20, 2007
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Dirty Landyn

The act of masturbation and posting it on Youtube, then getting the police called on you for harassment.
Friend: Why haven't you posted on youtube in a while?

Me: I pulled a Dirty Landyn, sorry
by ThatOneGuy,TheChineseOne April 12, 2020
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dirty laney

When your mom dies and you use humor as a coping mechanism but really your not ok...
Dirty Laney’s mom dies then she makes a lot of jokes about it!
by Aj Hopkins April 15, 2020
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dirty laney

someone who shoves their skin peeling feet into partners rear end.
by Hankleton July 9, 2022
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