(noun) A sexual sequence simulating a grocery shopping trip at a Kroger store. Phases of the Dirty Kroger include finding a spot to park, squeezing the produce, checking the meat for freshness, getting prescriptions filled, checking out/bagging the goods, and loading the trunk. Those over 65 usually only attempt the Dirty Kroger on Wednesdays.
Guy 1: Hey! Why's Tommy on crutches?
Guy 2: He broke his ankle doing the Dirty Kroger last night.
Guy 1: How'd that happen?
Guy 2: Dunno, exactly. Something about checking for large items on the bottom of the Bascart.
Guy 1: That sucks.
Guy 2: He broke his ankle doing the Dirty Kroger last night.
Guy 1: How'd that happen?
Guy 2: Dunno, exactly. Something about checking for large items on the bottom of the Bascart.
Guy 1: That sucks.
by InsightMaddenAss January 20, 2011
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