Dirty Kroger

(noun) A sexual sequence simulating a grocery shopping trip at a Kroger store. Phases of the Dirty Kroger include finding a spot to park, squeezing the produce, checking the meat for freshness, getting prescriptions filled, checking out/bagging the goods, and loading the trunk. Those over 65 usually only attempt the Dirty Kroger on Wednesdays.

Guy 1: Hey! Why's Tommy on crutches?

Guy 2: He broke his ankle doing the Dirty Kroger last night.

Guy 1: How'd that happen?

Guy 2: Dunno, exactly. Something about checking for large items on the bottom of the Bascart.

Guy 1: That sucks.

Dirty Kroger by InsightMaddenAss January 20, 2011

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Dirty Kromer

Having hard rough sex with kromer as the main deal/ Cumming in kromer

Johnny did a dirty kromer and brought it to me.

Dirty Kromer by Kromer man November 1, 2021

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Dirty kruger

When fucking in doggy style, and you pull out to piss on his/her back and continues to fuck as id noting happened

Duncan gave Malcolm a dirty kruger

dirty Kruger by Nicolas nel April 5, 2023

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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