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Dirty Jafet 

The guy who want you to sit on his face on the very first date, He's a rocker man but if you want he can dance the whole fucking night
"Do you want a delicious cunnilingus call to Dirty Jafet"
Dirty Jafet by userntps November 3, 2020

Dirty Janet 

A person who deceives midgets on a bed of Thin Mints.
Dirty Janet didn’t want my cookies
Dirty Janet by MamaGirlGuides May 19, 2019

Dirty Janette 

A boomer snowflake who cries at any minor inconvenience to distract you from their attempts to repeatedly peg you when your back is turned until they get their own way.
She started crying uncontrollably last night when I asked her to go on top! Then she tried to peg me as I got up to leave!

Dude! She pulled a dirty Janette
Dirty Janette by jayisthename821 August 20, 2021

Dirty Jaret 

When during the act of a soup kitchen one spreads shit on the windows, then finishing the act completely concealed, while leaving photos of said soup kitchen in the glove box
Jon: I had to burn my car.
Steve: Why is that?
Jon: had some bums do a Dirty Jaret in there!!!
Steve: what!?!? They left pics too???
Jon: and a thank you note signed by the group
Dirty Jaret by PervHirt August 29, 2019
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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