Dirty Hellen

A sexual procedure where you instert the penis into the anus and then into the vagina and then back into the anus repeatedly. The outcome is a sloppy mess and is disgusting. The term can be abbreviated as just DH.

Yea, so I gave a Dirty Hellen to this girl yesturday.

Man, that's gross why would you ever give a DH!!

by b-p December 13, 2006

Dirty hellen

When you cant see or hear anything happening but man that night was incredible with that woman

Dude, she gave me the dirty hellen and it made my history books of good lays

by CptCunt June 7, 2020

Dirty Hellen Keller

The act of taking a shit on your significant others eyes and ears

Hey dude I met this chick at the bar the other night and she told me to give her a dirty Hellen Keller, and all I know is that it turned into a really shitty situation...

by TheMartini88 September 24, 2015

The Dirty Hellen Keller

A scavenger hunt style game in which the players all put on blindfolds, loose ear-plugs, and strip down to their underwear and walk around the play area (home, office, school, etc.) Looking for certain items (these items are selected prior to the game starting). But the contestants are only allowed to touch things with their chest, crotch, gooch , and ass. All players must not talk to each other in words, If two or more players are on a team, they are unable to talk, they must mumble incoherent garble to each other. When one of the players thinks they have found something, they are allowed to pick it up and raise their blindfold to look at it. The game ends when all the items are found.

"Cassandra keeps beating me at The Dirty Hellen Keller! I guess she just has a more sensitive gooch than I do" "Hey boss, would you like to come over and join us for a good old Dirty Hellen? I promise this time I'll be a better team player! I've gotten better at incoherent speech"

by TheDongDiddler July 21, 2016

Dirty Helena

When a man lights his penis on fire and his girlfriend puts it out with her cum

person 1; " why did you light your dick on fire"

Person 2: " Because my girl was wet and we wanted to da a Dirty Helena

by MR.KEISHA July 27, 2022

dirty helene

the act of fisting a guys asshole till he has explosive diarrhea on your arm.

“my girlfriend gave me a dirty helene last night”

by always._saucy January 12, 2022

dirty helen

Backwards tug (of ones man parts) by a seperate party with their hand upside down while stimulating the males reproductive system until complete climax is reached

I was at her parents house eating supper, so I had to settle for a DH (Dirty Helen) instead of a Hummer.

by Karlos Danger March 9, 2015