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Dirty Hellen 

A sexual procedure where you instert the penis into the anus and then into the vagina and then back into the anus repeatedly. The outcome is a sloppy mess and is disgusting. The term can be abbreviated as just DH.
Yea, so I gave a Dirty Hellen to this girl yesturday.

Man, that's gross why would you ever give a DH!!
Dirty Hellen by b-p December 13, 2006
Words you can keep

Dirty hellen 

When you cant see or hear anything happening but man that night was incredible with that woman
Dude, she gave me the dirty hellen and it made my history books of good lays
Dirty hellen by CptCunt June 7, 2020

Dirty Hellen Keller

The act of taking a shit on your significant others eyes and ears
Hey dude I met this chick at the bar the other night and she told me to give her a dirty Hellen Keller, and all I know is that it turned into a really shitty situation...
Dirty Hellen Keller by TheMartini88 September 24, 2015

The Dirty Hellen Keller 

A scavenger hunt style game in which the players all put on blindfolds, loose ear-plugs, and strip down to their underwear and walk around the play area (home, office, school, etc.) Looking for certain items (these items are selected prior to the game starting). But the contestants are only allowed to touch things with their chest, crotch, gooch , and ass. All players must not talk to each other in words, If two or more players are on a team, they are unable to talk, they must mumble incoherent garble to each other. When one of the players thinks they have found something, they are allowed to pick it up and raise their blindfold to look at it. The game ends when all the items are found.
"Cassandra keeps beating me at The Dirty Hellen Keller! I guess she just has a more sensitive gooch than I do" "Hey boss, would you like to come over and join us for a good old Dirty Hellen? I promise this time I'll be a better team player! I've gotten better at incoherent speech"

Dirty Helena 

When a man lights his penis on fire and his girlfriend puts it out with her cum
person 1; " why did you light your dick on fire"

Person 2: " Because my girl was wet and we wanted to da a Dirty Helena
Dirty Helena by MR.KEISHA July 27, 2022

dirty helene 

the act of fisting a guys asshole till he has explosive diarrhea on your arm.
“my girlfriend gave me a dirty helene last night
dirty helene by always._saucy January 12, 2022

dirty helen 

Backwards tug (of ones man parts) by a seperate party with their hand upside down while stimulating the males reproductive system until complete climax is reached
I was at her parents house eating supper, so I had to settle for a DH (Dirty Helen) instead of a Hummer.
dirty helen by Karlos Danger March 9, 2015
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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