Dirty Gorbachev

A variation of the dirty appache. When you finger a girl who is on the rag and you get your fingers bloody and then rub your hands together and smack her on the forehead to leave a print like Michael Gorbachev.

My girl was on the rag so I gave her a dirty gorbachev!!

Dirty Gorbachev by kdasa September 5, 2006

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Dirty Gorbachev

The term 'dirty Gorbachev' can only be achieved when your sexual partner has an exceptionally large forehead. This act is described as leaving a shit mark on your partner's forehead by taking your cock out of their ass and slapping it across their forehead without wiping it off first. The result is that is that the dick leaves a mark similar to that of the prominent birthmark of Mikhail Gorbachev.

To clearly demonstrate Scott's mastery of sexual deviancy, he would regularly plant a dirty Gorbachev on his girlfriends forehead after anal.

Dirty Gorbachev by fastaire33 December 19, 2018

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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