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Dirty Geraldo 

The Dirty Geraldo is very similar to the Dirty Rodriguez, in this case the male sticks his penis in a female's ass and wipes the remnants on the female's upper lip profusely, but is required to be performed with a large penis thus creating a larger area of mustache resembling that of Geraldo Rivera.
Kaydee was getting bored with her previous Dirty Sanchez's and Rodriguez's, from other guys, complaining the smell faded away too fast ... so I gave her a Dirty Geraldo she would never forget! Rumor has it, it's still there to this day.
Dirty Geraldo by Charlie Muurphy February 15, 2007
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Dirty Geraldo 

The Dirty Geraldo is very similar to the Dirty Rodriguez, in this case the male sticks his penis in a female's ass and wipes the remnants on the female's upper lip profusely, but is required to be performed with a large penis thus creating a larger area of mustache resembling that of Geraldo Rivera.
Kaydee was getting bored with her previous Dirty Sanchez's and Rodriguez's, from other guys, complaining the smell faded away too fast ... so I gave her a Dirty Geraldo she would never forget! Rumor has it, it's still there to this day.
Dirty Geraldo by Charlie Muurphy December 12, 2008

Dirty Geraldine 

Having sex with a black man while your husband loves it.
Ped's mum is a dirty Geraldine
Dirty Geraldine by Pedinthebed April 15, 2020

dirty Gerald 

When an old man is getting a blowjob and he cums so hard, he sharts and forgets where he is.
The guy down the hall at my grandpa’s nursing home is a real dirty Gerald.
dirty Gerald by Dirty Sarah April 16, 2020

Dirty Gerardo 

An event occurring during foreplay when you’re performing oral sex on your partner, and you get pubic hair stuck to your “mustache” area.

In honor of legendary bartender Gerardo “Gerry” Ornelas, whose glorious mustache would make Pancho Villa cry tears of joy and pure mezcal.
“Dude, I was going down on Stephanie the other night, and she totally gave me a dirty Gerardo. Felt like I needed to shave twice!”
Dirty Gerardo by Mr. McHaggis April 1, 2022
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