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More formally know as a cock block. Dirty C is the act of interrupting a bro getting his dick wet multiple drunken times in one night. Once a person has preformed the Dirty C they will never return the status of a bro. A Dirty C is not liked by anyone but is a commonly reoccurring factor that is taking America by storm.
Thomas: "I was having a great time last night until Matthias walked in to the room."

Arthur: "I can't believe he pulled another Dirty C"
Dirty C by MeowKitten October 14, 2012
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Dirty t.c 

When a guy eats a girl out on her period, gets a blood clot stuck in his mouth, spits it out then proceeds to make out with his girlfriend.
Yo I just ate my girl out on her period, I got a blood clot stuck between my teeth, I spat it out and then she wanted to make out

Dude that’s such a dirty t.c
Dirty t.c by Jttky June 21, 2019

Dirty crime boy 

Person: wow who is that
Person2:that’s dirty crime boy
Dirty crime boy by Alexsmp December 23, 2020

A Dirty Chinchilla 

An unsanitary female who leaves feces, used feminine products, and an abundant amount of toilet paper to be left un-flushed.
I walked in to a smelly bathroom stall to discover an employee has left “ A Dirty Chinchilla” for all others to see.

Dirty Curty 

When you’re sucking on a girls titties and you cum on your stomach.
We didn’t fuck last night, but I did get a dirty curty.
Dirty Curty by Definitley your Dad October 16, 2023

Dirty Costanza

When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.
Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap

used by the president of the United States Of America Funny Valentine, it is the one of the most op stands in the entire series.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap
1: best villain is Valentine
2: fuck no its Kira not that fuckin inter dimensional communist
1: you say that because you also wanna fuck hands
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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