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Dirty Burk

When taking legal depostions, you must end the deposition on one piece of damning evidence that shows the deponents obvious history of lying and betrayal. This evidence will leave the deponent and the opposing counsel dumbfounded and grasping for a defense.
When sitting in the deposition, I could not wait until my attorney pulled the Dirty Burk and ended on the email that showed the other party was a total liar and needed to be kicked in the face.
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Dirty Burke 

When a particularly handsome man presents his genitalia on an open face sandwich. Requires the use of tomatoes and gravy, must have one onion ring on the end of the shaft.
When all the women at the bar rejected Bill's advances, he presented them with a dirty burke!
Dirty Burke by Foldmember March 27, 2020

Dirty Burkhart 

The act of consuming red dye and sticking ones finger up ones butt and squirting human feces onto the person's best friend. This having it seem like blood in the stool. The best friend sleeping due to intoxication awakes and cups their mouth around the opposing party's colon and throws up back into the butthole thus wich it came.
"I pulled a dirty Burkhart on my best friend the other day. My butthole is still sore." Did you catch them when they were asleep?

Dirty Burka

When an old man stretches his ball sack out and wraps it around a Muslim woman’s head.
Prahbu! I just gave your daughter a dirty burka!
Dirty Burka by Jorge Costanzig March 20, 2024

dirtyburg 

A nickname for my hometown, Galesburg Illinois, due to its high pregnancy rate but mainly because of our exceedingly high population of SKANKS!
I'm heading back to the dirtyburg this weekend
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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