Dirty Barend

The sexual act of intercourse while submerged in a kiddie pool filled with vodka and jelly babies.

I created a new STD doing the Dirty Barend.

by ballsdeepinbutter March 9, 2022

Dirty Barend

The act of crying, drinking and masturbating to your ex-girlfriend's Dear Johnny letter because you enjoy the emotional pain.

A: So what did you do last night?
B: I did a Dirty Barend.
A: Sick

by Wikkelspies May 4, 2022