Dirty Barend

The sexual act of intercourse while submerged in a kiddie pool filled with vodka and jelly babies.

I created a new STD doing the Dirty Barend.

by ballsdeepinbutter March 9, 2022

Dirty Barend

The act of crying, drinking and masturbating to your ex-girlfriend's Dear Johnny letter because you enjoy the emotional pain.

A: So what did you do last night?
B: I did a Dirty Barend.
A: Sick

by Wikkelspies May 4, 2022

Dirty Brenda

When you smash your baby daddy's car with wine bottles and fuck his brother and then continue to ruin his life.

Did you hear about that girl who banged her daughter's uncle? That's a dirty Brenda move!!

by Burrvalleydankster June 15, 2021

dirty brenden

Dirty Brenden is a term used to define such a Brenden who is down for anything. His sexy awkwardness just makes him more fuckable, and absolutely amazing in bed. He prefers more than one person at once, and the amount of sex toys he has for him AND his lady and man friends is just too many to count. Uses extra large condoms and barely even fits. (Will always surprise a Brenden when they find out) If you get the chance to fuck a Dirty Brenden you'll never have anything better.

Every person ever-"Wow have you seen how Dirty Brenden moves in bed?"
Those lucky someones- "Better yet, have you felt it?"

by AnyBetter April 15, 2020

dirty baranda

When a a male or female(hopefully female) gives a bj, also knows as head, to a male after having anal sex and in the process of giving head the recipient of the bj falls asleep.

friend 1: i did a dirty baranda last night. i dirty baranded this one girl
friend 2: what you mean you dirty baranded a girl
friend 1: she was giving me head after we did anal and i fell asleep
friend 2: niiiiiiiceeeeeeeeee

by Esemikey September 21, 2012

dirty brenda

When a girl takes a corndog in the ass and goes to pull it out only to find out the stick was the only thing to come out :

I was masturbating with a corndog last night and it got stuck I couldn't get the ( dirty Brenda ) out !

by Sweetshaft May 29, 2019

Dirty Brendan

This is when a man, for pleasure, sticks his own foot up his own ass, then eats the shit he scooped out of it. A partner helps him throw up, so they can both eat it with jizz through a grandparents sock. This usually follows with a dirty Andrew

Dude, me and my old friend did a Dirty Brendan after the reunion last night.

by Dirtyone January 8, 2019