Dirt Mirt

1. A dirty person. Usually having at least two of the following qualities:

- Waxy ears

- Rotted breath

- Smelly armpits
- Dirty feet

Sam called me a Dirt Mirt and broke up with me.

by onedayyoullsee July 13, 2019

Dirt Mirt

Someone who is dirty and needs to take a shower but their whole family is against him and wants to keep him dirty.

Ray: I just got done with lax lemme take a shower
Dad: Let adam take one first
Ray: But im such a Dirt Mirt!

by That Big One February 5, 2011

Dirt mirt

Dirty ass mother fucker who refuses to believe they’re dirty

That girl just thinks she’s so fine, but she’s nothing but a dirt mirt.

by Dirt mirt May 7, 2018