When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.

Dildo Stick by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018

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Dipdoodle

A fatass. Someone who is very fat.

Hey, look at that dipdoodle over there! He must be over 400 pounds!

Dipdoodle by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfadsfasdf August 22, 2011

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Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.

“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”

Dinosaur Dildo by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020

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Dildo Fairy

The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.

Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?

Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!

Dildo Fairy by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

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