A man with a disproportionate penis to the rest of his body, large that is. However, most Dimetrios hide this fact because it draws too many ladies towards them.
"Dimetrio! Don't you dare steal that wine bottle, I see it in your pants."
"That's not a wine bottle"-Dimetrio.
"That's not a wine bottle"-Dimetrio.
by bluesuedeandy January 12, 2017