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dilly wacker

also known as the wack, dilly wacker 3000, wackatron, wackzilla, wacktimus prime, bongzilla, darbzilla, wackism.

Is the main producer of a commodity that bitches love called wackjism.

Well known bed time story told to young bitches in hope they will abstain from sex. Instilling fear that their vaginal cavities will be torn apart by the wack stick and filled with glorious yet acidic wackjism.
That bitch got slayed by dilly wacker, i heard he fixed her acne with his wackjism 'cough' slut
dilly wacker by mjizzle October 4, 2012

Dilly wanker 

A wrinkley short fat dick that looks like a mini pickle.
Bro you have dilly wanker!
Dilly wanker by Omgbobbymeghheee31w7 September 7, 2018

Dillywacker 

A long stick people used to use to smack someones weiner if they did something bad.
redneck mom:Clevis!!!!!!!!! did you knock up the next door neighbors daughter.

Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.

redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!

(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)

Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dillywacker by chickenpotpie45 October 15, 2011

dollywacker

when a guy wacks another guys dick or a girl wacks another girls pussy
Don't touch me you dollywacker
dollywacker by sa dsa January 12, 2005

Dillywanker 

When a man named zeb and a man named dylan have anal sex then before dylan cums in zeb they both yell diliwanker
I came in the room and found my brother and his friend yelling DILLYWANKER!! DILLIWANKKER!!!
Dillywanker by Wankerdonker November 29, 2016

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026