Digititus

The result of improper premarital interdigitation, usually resulting in extreme inflammation and irritation of the proximal, intermediate, and on rare occasions the distal phalanges.

Dude, why you holdin hands with that ho. You gonna get you some digititus.

Digititus by Handmeister S. September 26, 2008

Rectal Digititus 

An affliction whereby one is not sexually gratified during sexual activity without some form of digital (finger) stimulation of the rectum.

Rachel’s rectal digititus requires me to always shove my finger in her ass. I don’t mind.

I have to warn you, I have rectal digititus and will require insertion to at least the second knuckle to get off.

Rectal Digititus by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Non-digitus extractus 

Latin
Failure to pull your finger out.

I acknowledge that it's taking longer than you expected but the powers-that-be have been struck down by a rare case of Non-digitus extractus.

Non-digitus extractus by Piemanius March 7, 2009

digibits 

Microbits of social communication archived on the web not to be confused with one's naughty bits. Most usually things we prefer not to ever be archived, let alone, archived on the web. Usually found on twitter, posterous and more often than not, on a facebook wall.

When I try to sleep, digibits call and haunt me.

If I don't remove my digibits, all hell will break loose.

digibits by LittleMsSocio February 19, 2010

digitis infamous 

The 3rd digit; The middle finger.

Flex your forearm, clench your fist, and extend the digitis infamous.

digitis infamous by Anatomy Student July 2, 2009

Dickititus 

Dickititus is a disease that effects peoples personality and makes them an asshole to everybody. symptoms include being a dick to everybody, short temper, and instant hatred towards anybody named kynsley. there is no cure towards this disease. people with this disease cannot help that their a dick to everybody so stop bitching about it.

Told you it was real..bitch

I think Frank has dickititus

Dickititus by puppydog220 June 15, 2011

digitus impudicus 

{The finger]; a gesture using the middle finger to simulate a penis, and the remaining finger, testicles. From the Latin.

After popping a surprise quiz on us, the Latin master displayed a digitus impudicus, hopped into his MG, and peeled off to bugger the boys' choir

digitus impudicus by cornholio October 11, 2003