Diganaslate 

tr.v. dig·ana·slat·ed, dig·ana·slat·ing, dig·ana·slates
1. To sit on the toilet seat, backwards while resting and using a digital device on top of the toilet tank during the act of analog defecation. Stands for Digital-Analog-A.C. Slatering.

2. The purest and most efficient form of digital and analog domination.

I knew my bathroom visit would be take a long time since my spaghetti house hurt so terribly that I decided to bring my laptop into the bathroom. I diganaslated so hard that I finished all of my outstanding work, sent emails, watched an episode of The Centurions and even had time to pwn some noobs. This is truly the purest form of bathroom domination.

Diganaslate by Paul_Nunchucks December 19, 2010