Man I had such a difop yesterday while I was having sex with Marjorie. I tried to stick my penis in her and I missed and got it jammed on the inside of the couch.
An obviously outdated, retro-intensive iPod that the owner stubbornly refuses to get rid of, despite sneers and jeers from friends, relatives, and co-workers. "Hey, it still works good, " is the common justification for retaining this relic.
Shane: "Hey Red Coat Rick, when are you going to finally update to an ipod touch and get rid of that old junky red dinopod."
Red Coat Rick: "Hey man, this old ipod still works good."
A Dinopad is a place where fans of Dino Martin hang out together to Dinodialogue his life, work, and mission.
A group of pallies over at Yahoo have formed a little Dinopad called ilovedinomartin for the Dinopurpose of keepin' the groove on Dino Martin alive and well.
Dinopalliedom is 'bout or related to the ways that one lover of Dino Martin shows consideration to other lovers of Dino.
All Dinolovers practicecarin' Dinopalliedom toward each other, showin' Dinorepect and Dinocare to all who are livin' the Dinolife by followin' the Dinoway.
When your cumming on a girls face, you let a little out first, then you consistently pinch your dick, spitting ferociously, while aiming at her eyes to blind her.
Similar to positively but it's even stronger and means you definitely fucking will. It's also easier to spell.
This word is thought to have originated from the gothic slums of the Medway Towns, where local football hooligans once launched flaming sanitary pads at the visiting teams and thier supporters in the 1960's. The reports are not quite accurate because everybody was on drugs back then anyway.
Ryan: 'You gonna shank 'em after the game?'
Chris: 'Defopads.'
Ryan: 'You're hardcore man.'
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basicallypeople with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."