Difeded 

1. The Act of somehow not getting any even after 3 skanks throw themselves at you.
2. Being unable to sustain a lasting relationship due to the inability to talk to the oposite sex

1. Those skanks wouldnt even hook up with you, you just got difeded

Difeded by Miranda Kendrick November 28, 2007

dieded 

Internet-language for died

Often used in the comments on sites like 9gag, when the post is about someone who did something dangerous and could have severely hurt themselves. Frequently, when someone uses "died", he will instantly be corrected to dieded"

May also be extended to "diededed" or even longer and more exaggerated forms.

(someone does a backflip and fails, a video of that gets poster as a gif on 9gag)

Comment #1: Did he die?
Comment #2: *diededed
Comment #3: *diededdeathdedded
etc.

dieded by Makesaeri March 13, 2015

dieded 

Scientific Term~
Someone or something that is dead, dying, alive but dead on the inside, or just not living in general (i.e. attached to a life support machine). Often used by Scientologists, Scientology, and Tom Cruise. Using this term gives you +50 int.

Jebus Crist dieded, therefore he is both dead and alive... Like a zombie...

dieded by Ien der Meister January 19, 2017

Diededed 

When you die so hard you have to write more suffixes to even be able to grasp how hard you died.

The more "ed"s at the end, the harder did the person die.

Boy: Did grandpa die?
Father: No he FUCKING died.

Boy: So he dieded?
Father: No son, he diedededed.
Boy: Damn

Diededed by legrandpapi May 31, 2018

Dieded 

Dieded means when you laugh so hard you can’t breath so you dieded

Bro I saw the video and I dieded

Dieded by Esprint May 4, 2019

dieded 

A slang term invented by our lord and savior Juanathan. It means "died", but language fucking evolves, and so does human stupidity. Dieded can often be used in chinglish. It is generally used to express stress, death, exhaustion, and in rare cases, the process of being stalked.

Mai Dong Lao: "Dude that AP test was so hard"
RapGod: "Yo where did Juice go?"
Mai Dong Lao: "He took one sip of wine and Dieded in his room."

dieded by N00BSL@Y3R August 18, 2016

Dieded 

a person who has disappeared and no one can find them, but they come back.

Brook dieded but she came back, she was at guitar lesson.

Dieded by Smexy mo f***er June 28, 2017