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Dielu- A Word to describe someone who is becoming somewhat dilusional from everyday life. Can occur from lack of sleep, trying to quit smoking, too much chocolate ( or energy drinks), or just a plain bad day. Dielu usually includes the person talking alot of s*** and uncontrollable laughter
Bob talking to himself n laughing hysterically - " my washing is broken.... it just stopped working...HAhaha my dam washing machine broke.

Dan " Man Robs Goin Dielu "
Dielu by DummySpit October 13, 2009
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tard fam delusion 

The idea that all of the tard fam members are extremely delusional. These MFs have no connection with reality at all and are always saying some dumb shit that has no chance of happening. These niggas are always living in their own headspace and being delusional is a disease that has spread all throughout the fam. Let me get whatever Norman "Nick" is smoking over there in Cali because it seems like his mind is on another planet when you hear the shit that comes out of his mouth.
*while playing comp 2K*
York: Give me the ball, let me end this, I'm gonna drive and dunk on both defenders
Ray Naker: Dude that nigga is 7'3" you ain't dunking on shit, delusional ass MF
*York goes in and gets his shit blocked*
Henry: Aye Ray, we just saw an example of tard fam delusion
tard fam delusion by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020
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deludical 

when someone is acting of a strange sense and is speaking without thought
Man: I will now get you done for harassment and racist behavior...!
Boy: Are you fucking deludical
deludical by certifiedsippa April 4, 2021

Trump Delusion Syndrome

When someone is so supportive of Donald Trump that anothing he does is automatically good or part of some greater plan despite whatever it actually is (see also: 4d chess)
A: why does x think that Trump firing all his staff members in the first few months is a good thing

B: he's just got Trump Delusion Syndrome

A: figures. He called me a cuck yesterday

B: it's ok he does that to everyone within a 5 mile radius

delusional 

Believing something to be true that is clearly not. Someone who is not thinking clearly. Used to describe someone attached to an idea which is obviously false.
Jon believes he is always right. He's delusional.
delusional by youreajackass April 16, 2014
A delusional fan girl/boy who believes they can/will end up with their favourite idol or celebrity and invest an unhealthy amount of time and energy into said idol.

High levels of delulus are found in the following fandoms:
One Direction, Justin Bieber and various Kpop fandoms.

As the vast majority of them are teenage girls, their emotional maturity is almost always below zero and thusly cannot conceive the sheer thought of their idol feeling real human emotions and not actually belonging to their fans (let alone dating somebody who is not them).

Delulus often attack at the slightest hint of criticism towards their bias celebrity and are rather vicious. Note: They also have trouble separating fantasy from reality.
Commenter: It was a good performance. The last note was flat but other than that, his vocals were impressive.
Delulu: OMFG BITCH YOU DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
delulu by eyeofink June 19, 2014

Delusionary Fanboy Syndrome 

1. Someone suffering from a belief that there favorite character is a super cool badass based of them just liking the character. The character in question can have no feats near what a person suffering from DFS says he can do.
Ex: A person suffering from DFS would think Krillin is the strongest fighter in DBZ and would be strong enough to fight Perfect Cell and win with no help.

2. Someone suffering from a belief of their favorite characters needing extra care/exposure when they serve no real purpose to the overall story arc of the series they are in. They make up random scenarios to put their characters in, but unlike fan fiction writers it is their own headcanon that they try to spread to everyone.
"Stephanie Brown would mop the floor with Batman in his prime"
"Robert, you are suffering from Delusionary Fanboy Syndrome"
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