Diego Forlan 

A Uruguayan soccer player that played for Manchester United, for a few years he didn't do to well there,made some clumsy misses,a few goals but nothing to impress anyone.But in the season 2004-2005 playing for Villareal from Spain he was European golden boot along with Henry(Arsenal) with 25 goals,and pichichi of Spain leading with most goal.Then in the season 2005-2006 he was semi-finalist in the Champions league.Villareal loosing against Arsenal at a narrow score line of 1-0 after both games.

guy 1: you kicked some ass on the pitch today,keep up the good work!

guy 2: yeah, next year hopefully I'll be like Diego Forlan.

guy 1: you'll never be like Forlan, he's too good!!

Diego Forlan by scaminator December 19, 2006

diego forlan 

an extremely strong alcoholic drink. 8 shots of vodka (ulster shots, 35ml) thrown in a pint glass with some ice and topped up with blue wkd. derived from the special k and named after former european golden boot winner and manchester united legend diego forlan

whys dave lying face down on the floor?

cos he's just had a diego forlan and 2 special ks the mad bastard

diego forlan by dangerous dave (unofficial) December 12, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004