didneyworl

The over hyped place filled with heroine addicts stuffed in hot gross suits of deformed animals that grope your children and cause then orgasmic bliss as you wait in a three hour line for a two minute attraction. This amusement park will also eat all of your money and encourage you to buy vaguely mouse-shaped balloons and stale churros. Be prepared to spend $5 on a bottle of water.

Chey: But I don't wanna leave Didneyworl!!!

Mum: Sorry sweetheart, I'm going to have to file for bankruptcy now, it's time to go.

Chey: (snot flowing from nose) BUT D I D N E Y W O R L!!!

by Cheydatswho June 13, 2017